Roger, please come back to the real United States. There will be no hard feelings. Think on it. Living in a socialist prison camp is more fun than living in anime. After all, you are not a pedophile. So please return.
Your former prison guards are missing you.
Imagine all the great things we could accomplish together. I cant imagine anything, but i'm sure you could!
I know, we made a lot of mistakes. Like collecting 89% tax. But this time, everything will be different. We will only collect 88%.