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According to a fictional source, Roger Ver recently ate a cookie to bring economic freedom to the world. Each bite from this cookie impacts the cosmos which pushes politicians to abolish vocational licensing. After not speaking to Roger, he told us that the cookie was made 30 years ago by Milton Friedman for his kids to keep their mouths shut after they wouldn't stop speaking about Karl Marx. ...
A man going to work meets an old man in the street. The old man stops him and asks : “Can you tell me a fact about butt hair ?” Surprised, the worker ignores him and goes to work. The next day, The worker meets the old man at the same place. He also get asked the same question : “Sir, can you please tell me a fact about butt hair ?” The worker, annoyed by this question responds : “Leave me a...
Hello there. Do you have a nose ? Yes ? You’re exactly the person I’m looking for. So I’ll let you in on a secret. I’ve built the perfect predictive model based on A.I technology and complex bullshitology. Thanks to this secret, non-patented, fictional, and 100% reliable model, I’ve been able to predict what will happen after judgement day. And you know what ? I’m spilling the tea just w...
An investigation on whether she's the fifth Ninja Turtle… YES, SHE ATE PIZZA : - She’s probably hiding it in the space between her head and the top of her ridiculous hat. - It’s a special meal to be shared among queens. Especially when Queen E meets Queen B. - Queen Elizabeth is a flat earther, and she once owned most of the pizza that is the earth. - Yes, Queen Elizabeth once worked at Pizza ...
He will look like Iron Man. Only creepier because people will think he wants to f**k Jarvis. She can’t just leave him. A.Is don’t have legs. She doesn’t care if he gets in romantic relationships with humans. He just needs to never tell another female A.I to play his daily podcast. *Siri *is not available. She doesn’t need a man in her life. They’re both bald. So she can’t make fun of him. ...
The ‘yellow vest’ protests in Dubai were predicted by every economist on Weed. Yet, Nobel prize winners like Milton Friedman are idiots for not predicting this movement. And no, being dead is not an excuse. The world economy just collapsed after a stark decrease in Jojoba oil consumption. The reason ? Angry Emirati citizens claimed the ‘yellow vest’ movement and gave it a different name: ‘th...
This is probably a little known fact, but Kim Kardashian is a hardcore HODLer. After talking to her fellow Kardashians (Khloe, Kylie, Kourtney, Kendall and Kris), Kim decided to call her next child “BitKoin”. She even turned Kanye into a crypto enthusiast. In fact, Kanye recently wrote a tweet asking Roger Ver to take his MAGA hat in exchange for a “BCH please” shirt. Kim has something in common...