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From the Sports Desk of, THE CLEARLAKETONIAN HAROLD Breaking Clear Lake, news! Shakily Marked with a marker…. Destroy Him!…. This document was discretely saved (stolen) off of the top of our editors paper shredder. By Sports Reporter Hank Hunk *Editors note and disclaimer from Chief Editor, Wilton Cramburger I still Stand by every word of my last warning note to you and add this....
Taken from the Sports Desk of , CLEARLAKETONIAN HAROLD Breaking Clear Lake, news! By Sports Reporter Hank Hunk *Editors note and disclaimer Due to forced nepotism and undue pressure from my wife, I was coerced into hiring this moronic reporter because he is my wife's older brother (by 50 years!). So, due to historically bad inbred family decisions and the Wrath of God trying to strai...
Clear Lake, Iowa. AP Newswire/Newsflash for immediate release. In a breaking news story this morning a Clear Lake man may soon be charged with tomato fraud for allegedly submitting a staged photo of a large beefsteak tomato next to a child's size basketball. Claiming a world record breaking tomato the size of a regulation basketball, Steve Johnson had hopes of national recognition in the Nationa...