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From the Sports Desk of, THE CLEARLAKETONIAN HAROLD Breaking Clear Lake, news! Shakily Marked with a marker…. Destroy Him!…. This document was discretely saved (stolen) off of the top of our editors paper shredder. By Sports R...
Taken from the Sports Desk of , CLEARLAKETONIAN HAROLD Breaking Clear Lake, news! By Sports Reporter Hank Hunk *Editors note and disclaimer Due to forced nepotism and undue pressure from my wife, I was coerced into hiring this...
Clear Lake, Iowa. AP Newswire/Newsflash for immediate release. In a breaking news story this morning a Clear Lake man may soon be charged with tomato fraud for allegedly submitting a staged photo of a large beefsteak tomato next to a ch...