Has Queen Elizabeth Ever Had Pizza ?

2019-02-27T11:21:45.000Z Honest Cash

An investigation on whether she's the fifth Ninja Turtle…

YES, SHE ATE PIZZA :

  • She’s probably hiding it in the space between her head and the top of her ridiculous hat.
  • It’s a special meal to be shared among queens. Especially when Queen E meets Queen B.
  • Queen Elizabeth is a flat earther, and she once owned most of the pizza that is the earth.
  • Yes, Queen Elizabeth once worked at Pizza Hut to pay for rent… Castles are expensive.

NO, SHE DIDN'T EAT PIZZA :

  • Eternally pregnant Meghan Markle would have consumed every edible thing around.
  • She doesn’t eat anything that costs less than 10% the value of her crown.
  • What ? Queen Elizabeth eating Pizza ? It’s Impossible ! She would be financially ruined !
  • Hell no, her CrossFit instructor would be furious !

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RE: Has Queen Elizabeth Ever Had Pizza ?

by @conrad_murkins

to be honest as is the point I believe… this made me smile :D