An investigation on whether she's the fifth Ninja Turtle…
YES, SHE ATE PIZZA :
- She’s probably hiding it in the space between her head and the top of her ridiculous hat.
- It’s a special meal to be shared among queens. Especially when Queen E meets Queen B.
- Queen Elizabeth is a flat earther, and she once owned most of the pizza that is the earth.
- Yes, Queen Elizabeth once worked at Pizza Hut to pay for rent… Castles are expensive.
NO, SHE DIDN'T EAT PIZZA :
- Eternally pregnant Meghan Markle would have consumed every edible thing around.
- She doesn’t eat anything that costs less than 10% the value of her crown.
- What ? Queen Elizabeth eating Pizza ? It’s Impossible ! She would be financially ruined !
- Hell no, her CrossFit instructor would be furious !