BREAKING : Roger Ver Eats Cookie !

2019-03-13T19:31:25.000Z Honest Cash

According to a fictional source, Roger Ver recently ate a cookie to bring economic freedom to the world.

Each bite from this cookie impacts the cosmos which pushes politicians to abolish vocational licensing.

After not speaking to Roger, he told us that the cookie was made 30 years ago by Milton Friedman for his kids to keep their mouths shut after they wouldn't stop speaking about Karl Marx.

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